Friday, January 30, 2015

"The House: Remixes", Lo Key EP review

Remember "The House"? Remember how bad it was? If The House was that bad, then this remix of the original extended play must also be bad, right? Not quite. Somehow, Lo Kevelli managed to make the whole EP, well, not sound like shit. This extended play came out in 2006, which is only a year after The House was originally released. I don't know the history of this piece, but it can be assumed that it was originally released as a free download at first. I'm also not sure how well-received it was, but I can assume that it went pretty well keeping in mind that The House was a very popular release in Loke's career.

Graphics:
The cover art is cool, but not great. If it was on a shelf in a music store, which it isn't and never will be, it would have caught my eye. There are a few different versions of the cover art, but they mostly look the same. It's Loke silhouetted against a dark green cloudy sky, with his name written stylistically above him and the album title beneath him. You'll see it below. Track listing is on the back, and there are some pictures of a very pale baby with soulless eyes looking out. The graphics are so minimalist that the release date or company name aren't on the CD anywhere, so I had to go to Loke's webstore for the deets. The cover art is a slip with an Infectshop advert on the back. The art for the CD is different too, it's a green demon-looking creature set against darkeness with its mouth open. Nothing in the CD rest.

Content:
Like I said, this remix album is a huge step-up from the original extended play. I'm not sure how it's this much better than the original, but the production value is much higher. Since the style of production is much improved, it makes the lyricism sound a lot less monotonous and is a drastic help for the EP. The sound is much more eerie and melodic, which fits the EP a lot more than the sound of the original release. Here the tracks are very solid, and while the lyrical message has not changed at all, it is at least now pleasing to listen to. The House: Remixes is not incredible, but it's a hell of a lot better than the original release. You don't need this extended play at all, but I will tell you that I'd recommend it over the original any day. If you want a solid remix album, here is a good place to find one. If you're the average listener, though, 12.99 is still a lot to pay for five songs. So this is probably more for the collectors than anything else, unless you buy it digitally.

"The House: Remixes" by Lo Key gets a: 3/5!

Strong points:
- Production has really ramped up since the original
- Graphics are pretty neat

Weak points:
- While this release is much better than the original extended play, it doesn't stand out in Lo Key's career and can thus be deemed a mediocre release in the grand scheme of things.

I think this is the original cover art for this EP

This is the version that is up on display on Loke's website, but the cover art below is what's actually on the CD.

This is the actual cover art. Notice the added eyes, lack of a mask, and marginally cleaner lettering.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

"The Wraith: Shangri-La", Insane Clown Posse album review

Ninjas, it's been a long fucking time. So here it is. A new, fresh-ass review.
We are going to review one the largest releases in the history of the Juggalo world - period. The Wraith.
     So here's some background. This album came out in 2004, and at this point the Juggalos had been around for a long time. This is the second-to-last Joker's Card in the first deck, the last one being Hell's Pit. The idea is that you had The Wraith, which is supposed to represent heaven, and Hell's Pit, which is mean to represent the underworld. There is a lot of history to this album, but what I will say is that this album is supposed to be very uplifting and positive. You can actually feel it when you're listening to the album - the pure good-heartedness that went into this album. Additionally, this was after ICP's fallout with Mike E. Clark, and Mike Puwal was the primary producer for this album. I'll speak more on that when it comes time to talk about the content. While I loved this album, I'll point out that it's been cited as their worst release of all time. Other reviews have been generally crappy as well. I didn't understand it at first, but having listened to the album myself I truly understand.
     This is seriously an album for the Juggalos.
Graphics:
I'm not sure if this was always true, but all copies of The Wraith that I've seen come with some bonus material. I will talk more of that later. Anyway, I bring it up because the case is a 2-disc with the music on the front and DVD on the back. Mine is the seminar, and it came in the First Six boxset, so all of the DVDs that came with The Wraith in the boxset are the seminar.
     The cover is The Wraith himself, with a crow on his shoulder and arm outstretched longingly. He sprouts from a book, a spectral presence. It will be pictured below. The back has the entire track listing stylized very interestingly. It's in a huge sweeping art, close together and actually a little annoying to read. It's set against clouds just as the front cover is.
     The front cover is actually a slip, and on the back is a picture of Jay and Shags in Wraith-era paint. But there's a nice booklet that comes with the album, not attached to the front cover. It holds all of the lyrics for all of the songs, including the ones that are within the same track (Which can get confusing). Along with the lyrics are all the production credits and lots of pictures of Shags and Jay taken for the album specifically. At the back of the album is the Story of the Butterfly, enlightening you to the message of the butterfly if you don't already know. And if you don't know, I ain't gonna tell ya. You can look it up, read the slip, or ask the big J himself if you ever see him.

Content:
You gotta think about from different perspectives. For Shags and Jay, this was basically the end of the road. After these next two albums were finished, that was it, the Dark Carnival was done.
     For the Juggalos, this was supposed to be the bomb shit they were waiting for. This was going to be something real fucking big in their world, lots of anticipation, especially since it was the second-to-last Joker's Card.
     To me, it was just a Joker's Card that came out in 2004. I was fucking eight years old when this shit came out. I didn't grow up around anyone who bumped the wicked shit, and I couldn't tell you what a Juggalo was if you asked me. Now, having listened to it means something very different.
     Musically, this is a very fucking nice CD. Since these last two albums were basically the end of the road for them (Or so they thought) they put all of their being into this. Their blood, sweat, tears, and positive energy was all spent right up into this here CD. You can feel their energy when you bump the shit, it's fresh.
     This album is different from other shit. There's a lot of positive and free-spirit energy here. A lot of the tracks are very rock-influenced, with a heavy rock vibes coming off a lot of the tracks. It fits the nature of the album and adds to the positive, free-spirit tune the CD carries. In terms of lyrical content, some of the tracks are just pure fun, and some tracks take on a serious uplifting tone. In the past, ICP had done a lot of speaking out in a cynical way. But instead of pointing fingers, it paints a picture that instead says, "Enjoy your life, you are family, and when you're ready, here is the light". That said, if you are not a Juggalo, this CD is not made for you. Which is why it actually made sense why the reviews are so shit. It's hard to grasp the nature of this CD when you have no idea who the fuck these guys are or what they're talking about, and that detracts from the quality of the album.
    But even with that aside, musically this CD is really good. They have lots of live instrumentation going on - pianos, guitars and shit that add to the freshness of the CD as a whole. Mike Puwal does a fantastic job standing in Clark's big shoes and running the show. Something that is noticeable is that this CD doesn't have as much of a goofy "Carnival" sound that other ICP albums have, perhaps that was intentional, or maybe it just happened because Clark didn't have a hand in this at all. Features are minimal, and this CD is almost always just ICP save for a few tracks here and there. The features are a welcome edition and all the other tracks do very fine without them. While there are actually few features, this album was very much a group project as evidenced from the production credits.
     There is not much more I can say. If you're a Juggalo, you should appreciate everything about this CD. If you aren't, you really don't have a reason to buy this CD. This isn't some Riddlebox or Bang! Pow! Boom! that you can just listen to, it's the second-to-last Joker's Card and it was meant to send a message to all the ninjas with everything ICP had. But hey, this CD is some seriously good shit, so maybe cop it anyway. Even if you aren't a Juggalo, there will be something that you can appreciate about this CD, whether it's the live instrumentation or the contrarian lyricism, you can find something to like about The Wraith. Long story short though, I'd recommend it to any Lo who hasn't heard it yet.

Seminar DVD bonus material:
This is the Insane Clown Posse seminar where the sixth Joker's Card was unveiled to the Juggalos, in 2004. Joe Bruce goes through the whole history up to that point, from Carnival of Carnage to The Wraith: Shangri-La and Hell's Pit. There's plenty of antics inbetween, but the speech itself is very powerful. It's Joe Bruce speaking to the Juggalos, straight up, from the center of his soul. There are times that I wanted to clap and hollar along with the crowd, even though I wasn't there and it happened over ten years ago. Clearly there is something moving about this material if you're actually into their shit. If you aren't a Juggalo, then this bonus DVD probably means nothing to you. It doesn't beat or match the feeling of being around the fam, but this DVD is a nice little addition of freshness for the Juggalos to peep out. I liked it a lot. It's about an hour long and both versions of the Sixth are revealed at the end of it. There's the main menu which has two options: click The Wraith for production credits on the DVD and click the play button to view the seminar. That's about it.

The Wraith: Shangri La recieves a: 4/5!
(Oh heeeellll yeah)

Strong points:

- Mike P fucks it up
- The theme of heaven and positivity do a lot of justice to give this album a hearty weight, and it will definitely have an effect on you if you like Insane Clown Posse
- The rock influences give a heavy energy to this CD and will leave your ears ringing pleasantly
- Shags and J put every once of their being into making this album be the most it could be, which was an embodiment of all their positive emotions, both personally and of the family

There's nothing wrong with this album, so there are no weak points. If you don't like this CD, I don't know what it would be that bugs you. The only thing that pissed people off was that at the end of the CD, they announced the Joker's Cards to be the presence of god, and that god was always the force driving the Joker's Cards forth. I'm not a religious fellow, I'm secular, and I appreciate that they were trying to say something positive even if it is in a way that I can't really relate to.
Oh, and Happy fucking Hatchet Holidays. I hope y'all motherfuckers had a bomb-ass Christmas and new years. I love you motherfuckers, fam. Until next time homies.

Take my hand, and come to Shangri-La.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

What next?

The blog is still inactive, generally.
But since I have two weeks off, I will certainly be updating the blog with a new album review. I want to be something big, or something new. It could very well be one of the Joker's Cards, since I have them all now. If you have a certain Joker's Card you want reviewed, lemme hear it! Drop on by the Facebook page and post your suggestion, then I'll see what happens when I decide to drop a review.
https://www.facebook.com/JuggaloReviewHole
Right now though, I'm heavily considering The Mighty Death Pop as the album I review. We will see what happens, so keep tuned homies.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Everybody Betta Shut They Mouth, 'Cause I'm Back (Not Really)

Where did Admin go??
Where is JRH???
WHEN WILL ADMIN REVIEW THE NEW DARK LOTUS ALBUM


Alright my lovelies! Alright, I hear ya! It's time for me to drop the shit on ya; I gotta let my ninjas know what has been going on, where I have been, and what's up for the future of the blog.

For those of you who don't know, I am a student in high school; since the beginning of this blog I have been. It's senior year for me - mad busy, lots of shit going on. I fucking love this blog with all my heart, I love bringing the real truth about the latest underground wicked freshness straight to ya dome. But I have a lot of shit going on right now, so the blog fell out of priority.
BUT WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK???
Who knows? Honestly, I'm so caught up in shit right now that such a question is not within my grasp to answer. But I know that I will be here at some point in the future.
On top of my being a student, know that this blog is and was purely extracurricular. I never received any money or academic recognition for running and updating this blog, it was just something I liked doing. And it was an adventure. Whether you looked at one of my reviews or all of them, know that I appreciate your presence and value your participation.
To add on, I'm going to be applying to colleges and taking on a whole new chapter of my life. The fact that I am moving on to secondary education could very well be the actual death of this blog, as sad as that makes me to say. But know that no matter what happens, I am and will always be down with the motherfucking clown and show much love to all my ninja family.
I have a lot of future plans. I got a lot going on for me, and I plan to get a job later on in the year so I can save up some money to make it to the motherfucking GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS MOTHERFUCKA!!! So maybe some of you ninjas who've been digging my shit will see me there, who the fuck knows? But I'm planning ahead and trying as hard as I can, so you know I'm going to be up in the motherfucking place when the damn time rolls around.
And despite the fact I haven't been here, I'm still an avid listener. Lo Key's new album came out (Getting that soon, pre-ordered it), First Six is up for pre-order, and the new Joker's Card has been revealed. There's one album in particular that came out that I've been bumping nonstop...


Shit's going on whether I'm here to talk about it or not, homie. But know I'm up in it. Despite all the worries of my last year in HS, I'm holding the fuck down and I'm making moves, just like the Posse held it down when they got their start. Zip Codes N Time Zones, Juggalos are everywhere and we will never fade. I've been updating the page occasionally but haven't been very active.
https://www.facebook.com/JuggaloReviewHole
If you want to contact me and say what's up, the page is the best way to do that. Keep that in mind now especially but also when the blog starts moving again. And if you still want some updates on the underground wickedness, know that I'll be posting that on my page too.
With that last word, I'm gonna get out of here. I love every single one of you motherfuckers and I hope you all have a fucking fantastic weekend.
And all you ladies,
Never fuck a man with a wooden dick,
Or you'll get splinters all in your neden.

Monday, August 18, 2014

"The House II", Lo Key EP review

Yoyo ninjas. I've been waiting to do this review for a little while.
Released on Halloween a year after the first, The House II is a direct sequel to The House. Also similar to the first one, it was released in a multitude of different versions over the years. To start off this review, I'm going to list all the iterations below.
     There are two 2006 versions. Both came out on Halloween.
    - There is the slim case version that came with specific art that I will post below
    - There is also the free downloadable version, with very slightly altered art
   -  The 2008 machine press, which came with different art and a jewel case
     Finally, the 2009 reissue of the album on Lo Key's record label, Lokerecords. It comes with different, finalized art that I will be posting below
     With that I will move on to other aspects of the EP.

Graphics:
To clarify, I only have the 2009 reissued press of the EP. I will only be speaking on this press.
     The cover art consists of a hand with the thumb, pinkie, and ring finger severed. This leaves only the index and middle, simulating the number two. It's set against a crimson background. Unique, stark, well-done.
     On the back you have you track listing for the five tracks, and a Lo Key logo above it. The cover art is a slip, yet again, and on the back of the slip is an advert for Infectshop.com. On the CD is the cover art, but printed and fit to the disc. Nothing in the CD rest.

Content:
     There's not too much I can say about this EP. And even if there was, I don't think I'd want to talk much about this EP. I'll keep it honest, short and sweet for my ninjas.
     Similar to the first EP, it was released on Halloween, and it was well-received within the realm of the underground. The aesthetic formula hasn't changed; if you glance at the tracklist, you'll see a familiar list of household items and devices meant to illustrate the story of a home. This is, again, a very creative and fresh concept for production, and is something that hasn't quite been done by other artists.
     The similarities don't end there, which is unfortunate for this EP. The House II suffers from many of the same ailments that plagued the first entry in The House series. The first thing here that doesn't shine is the five-song tracklist, which wouldn't be a problem if the CD was cheaper, or easily available for free download. While the concept of this EP is fresh, five songs to paint the whole scene just isn't enough, and the extended play's content feels seriously crammed as a result.
     The biggest folly of the first EP was that the content was too much of the same, "Murda Murda Murda!" bullshit, with no variety in the themes of the EP whatsoever. There is some of that this time around too, but even more noticeable is that the content seems scattered and tends to jump around quite a bit. Instead of a barrage of the same shit over and over, Lo Key opts to instead jump all over the place with a wider berth of messages. This does the CD some justice and is much preferable to the monotony of the first EP, but it makes the CD feel crammed because of the tragically short tracklist. Even one or two more songs would have helped to make this CD feel less congested.
     While this CD is definitely a step up from the first entry in the series, there is so much that still needs to be improved on. This entry is very far from being perfect, so here's hoping that Lo Key really steps it the fuck up on the next entry because let's be real, it needs to happen.
     Ninjas I've said it once, and I'll say it again: This might be worth your money, it might not be, but what's more important to remember this time around, is that this CD probably isn't worth your money, and you're better off not wasting your time with this EP. Yes, The House is important to Lo Key's career, but there isn't enough good content on the CD to justify spending your money on it. Go listen to it on YouTube or something.

JRH gives "The House II" by Lo Key a: 1.4/5!
("Nah, not really")

Strong points:
- Not everything about this CD is bad. Some big hits in Lo Key's career are here, specifically, The Needle and The Child. Unfortunately, they outshine the rest of the EP and make everything else look like shit in comparison.
- The art for the CD is much better than the art for the first entry, but isn't exactly spectacular either

Weak points (2many2count):
- Lo Key tries to do way too much with way too little, and ends up making the EP sound crammed because of it. Even one or two more tracks would have really helped make this EP sound less congested.
- Really, there are only two good songs on this album, and they've been pressed onto many other CDs for your listening pleasure. Look into those if you want a nice CD to slam for a while.
>12.99 for a five-song EP

That's it ninjas. Now it's time for the graphics:

Slim-case, 2006

Slightly different than the one above; different color tones. Free download, 2006

Machine press, 2008

Finalized art, 2009 repressing on Lokerecords

Monday, August 11, 2014

"Exmilitary", Death Grips digital mixtape review

All right ninjas, I'm dropping another one on ya.
"Death Grips"
     They came on the scene not too long ago, forming in 2010. I'm not going to go too much into their history, but I'll mention that the group consists of three: MC Ride (the vocalist), the producer, and a drummer.
     You might know about these guys, you might not. But regardless of either circumstance, these guys are fairly well-known and have somewhat of a cult following on the internet. Death Grips's experimental sound and belligerent, loud demeanor culled a large and enviable crowd from along the breadth of the internet, a crowd that they have maintained throughout the years. As a last, more somber note, the group disbanded this year in the midst of a tour. Exmilitary was their first big release, with only an EP coming beforehand. It propelled them onto the scene because of its experimental, loud nature, and was generally received well by critics.
But I'm here to tell you like it is, from one ninja to another ninja.

Content:
     I'm going to start off by exclaiming to everyone that Death Grips is not your average rap group in any possible iota. This isn't wickedshit, this isn't really even underground - and some would say that it's not even rap. Death Grips is similar to nothing in particular, and they are a terribly unique entity in whatever genre you decide they belong to. I want to just establish that fact so you know what you're walking into if you decide to give these guys a listen.
     This mixtape is a lot to take in, and I don't mean that in length. At thirteen tracks, this mixtape has a moderate length that suits it well. At times this album seems nothing more than a headache, with cacophonous mechanical production that grates the eardrums, and loud, nonsensical yelling on part of the MC. My feelings on this album vary - there were some times that I could hardly even stand to listen to the screeching coalesce of the grating beats and the belligerent exclamations of the seemingly-addled MC, while other times I mentally praised the recondite production skills of whomever was behind the scenes, making this thing happen.
     In essence, the true nature and true quality of this mixtape is not for me or any critic to decide. While the medley of loud vocals and the robotic dins of experimental production can often be off-putting, there are some that revel in the bass-heavy maniacal exclamations and thumping production. The ultimate verdict on the quality of this album must be determined by the listener, because of how far outside the norm this group is. I encourage you to take a listen and decide for yourself.
     But personally, it's not my thing. While this album is unique musically-speaking, the unintelligible vocals and experimental beats don't quite sit very well with me. I respect Death Grips as a group for being unique and garnering national attention through their haphazard talent, but I am personally not a big fan of their music at a baser level.
     Ninjas, this album is free, but it's also really fucking weird. This might be worth your time, it might not be. If you're interested in contemporary pseudo-music - the kind that tends to pick up fans with alien production and unfiltered weirdness, then I'd say this album is worth giving a look at. But if you're just an average listener who's looking to slam some new shit in the whip for a while, turn the fuck back and walk away from this. It's not for you.

Here is a download link for this mixtape:
http://thirdworlds.net/files/Death%20Grips%20-%20Exmilitary.zip

JRH gives "Exmilitary" by Death Grips a: 2.2/5
(I've bumped better)

Strong points:
- Starkly unique sound that can easily capture the ear of a wandering listener
- Great production, seriously. Whoever is behind these beats has some real talent
- The belligerent yelling and in-your-face attitude just might be your thing
- Terribly unique; this sound stands out like a sore thumb in comparison to most rap
- The tracklist has a pretty nice flow, and doesn't seem choppy or anything like that

Weak points:
- While the noise can seem very well-orchestrated and skillful, it can also seem like a cacophonous shitfest of angry screaming and heavy basslines. The same themes that can make this album great are also its worst flaws.
- MC Ride is unique in that his manner of rapping is very strange and follows no particular set pattern, but he tends to yell a lot. Instead of sounding skillful and avant-garde, it often seems like he just has no idea how to truly vocalize.


Tuesday, August 5, 2014

"The Chronic: Re-Lit & From the Vault", Dr. Dre album review

This is gonna be a long, big one. So grab some Vaseline and lube up homie, let's hope it all fits.
"The Chronic: Re-Lit & Remastered"
     Released in 2009 - wait, what?
     Oh, right. This album was released/re-released four different times. I'm going to get that out of the way from square one so there is no confusion.
     The original, OG press, was released in December of 1992. This is the very first release of the album.
     It was next re-released as a remastered CD in 2001, I think, but please tell me if I'm wrong. It also came with an additional track; the video version of the song "Fuck wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')".
     From there, it was re-released again as a limited-edition DualDisc with four videos, but I'm unsure when this was released. I imagine this fetches a pretty penny.
     Finally, there is the 2009 re-release of the album: "The Chronic: Re-Lit & Remastered". This is a double-disc digipack, and comes with seven unreleased tracks from the Death Row vault. The first disc is just The Chronic in its entirety, remastered. The second disc is a DVD with a shitton of content on it. It holds seven videos for songs on this album, which I'll talk more about later. There's also a thirty-minute interview with Dre, a bunch of commercials and promos for the album, and a feature trailer for some movie. The unreleased music is on the second disc, and must be retrieved manually from the DVD's ROM folder. I imagine this process could be painful for the technologically illiterate, and it took me a bit to figure it out too.
     This album could be called many things by many different people, but above all else this album is and was incredibly influential. Any critic, rapper, or fan of hip-hop who knows anything about the Golden Age of rap would tell you the same thing. After N.W.A. split up, Dr. Dre began production of another album on his own record label, "Death Row Records". The Chronic would be Dr. Dre's first solo release, but it would be heavily featured by many other artists, among which was rap legend-to-be, Snoop Dogg. Several singles were released from the album - all of which charted very well, and all of which had videos produced for them. The Chronic has sold over eight million copies worldwide, enjoyed multiple repressings, and remains a classic entry in rap to this very day.

Graphics:
This album has been repressed many times, and a lot of the copies of this album have alternate art. I will be posting both the original cover and the Re-Lit & Remastered version below, but will only be speaking on the Re-Lit & Remastered graphics, since that is the version that I have.
     This cover is drastically different than other presses. The Chronic was originally released twenty-two years ago, and there's a clear effort to show the age of the album through these graphics. The cover looks old and aged, its edges charred like a newspaper curling in a modest fire. But generally, besides the shape of the background, the actual art of the album is pretty true to the original version. In the corner are the words "Re-Lit & From the Vault", advertising the album's bonus content. You'll see it in further detail below, at the end of the review.
     The back contains the track listing of the first disc and advertises the bonus content of the second disc. The bonus tracks on the DVD are listed within the same decorative frame, and everything outside the frame is licensing shit. The front cover of the digipack operates like a mixtape sleeve, and houses a small booklet that has the cover art on the front. In the booklet is undiluted praise for Dre's productions skills, courtesy of Quincy Jones III. There's in-depth production details for every song on the album (including the unreleased songs) and a picture of Dre sitting on a car. Lots of shout-outs, another ad for the bonus content on the DVD, and lastly, an ad on the back of the booklet for Death Row records. As mentioned before, the CD is a digipack, so there's multiple flaps. I guess when this album was released there was some kind of sweepstakes; there's an ad for a contest that would get you to L.A. if you won, and an ad for access to the Death Row vault. There's a picture of Dre on the backside of one of the flaps, and a picture of Snoop and Dre in the studio in the CD rest of the first CD. Both CDs follow the same art pattern, black and glossy - nice, professional-looking LE discs with licensing shit and a Death Row logo on them. Lastly, there's an ad for the extra DVD content in the CD rest of the DVD disc itself.

Content:
     This is what really matters
     Machismo, killing, sex, blunts, and smooth whips. In many ways, you could say this CD is not unique at all, and just a continuation of themes that had already been established in the rap game.
     But I beg to differ.
     The production on this album is incredible and amazingly meticulous, especially during a time where rap was gaining steady traction with people and was thus open to influence with each passing release. Dr. Dre took that possibility for influence, knocked it out of the park, into orbit, and then the ball continued to soar until it reached another solar system.
     This album was hot shit back in its day, and hell, it still is. You get the same great feeling from listening to this album today that would would have gotten twenty years ago; this album has stood the test of time better than a stone sundial. You can hear a lot when you listen to this album; a lot more than fat whips and big guns. You can hear the practiced hands of a producer mixing elaborately to create something that, lyrically, might seem like just another SG with a mic; but muscially, is something different entirely. It is primarily for this reason that this album was so well-received, and continues to be; its production value speaks for itself.
     Dr. Dre had already helped to define a grounds for gangsta rap, and with this album, he perfected the art of solid g-funk production - perhaps his biggest influence in his career. The slow, thumping beats and consistent, smooth baselines provided a clear palette for other upcoming artists to learn and work from. You can see this reflected in the history of hip-hop - in imagery, lyricism, producing techniques, and legacy.

DVD Content:
     The DVD contains four music videos, and three of them have two altered versions; seven music videos altogether. The music videos are on some VHS-quality shit, which is unsurprising given that they were shot back in the '90s. But even with this technological fact out of the way, the videos themselves aren't particularly creative or interesting. For the most part, Snoop and Dre meander around large groups of people and spit their shit, with themes that today are very common for hip-hop videos (Heterosexuality, objectification of women, guns, beef, drinking), and seem rather cookie-cutter in that respect - even if the music videos themselves might have been pretty original at the time (Which may or may not be true). On top of that, all the videos are annoyingly censored, and this fact skewers the insensitivity of the original content, leaving you scratching your head and wondering why they decided to switch it up for the mainstream. This would be acceptable if there were uncensored versions of each video, but there aren't.
     Music videos are just one aspect of the DVD. The promotional teasers and commercials are mostly uninteresting, and this is exacerbated by the fact that more than half of the promotional teasers and commercials are just slightly edited versions of each other. It's annoying, but I guess it's cool to have all the different shots of the videos. The feature movie trailer feels horribly out of place, and I am honestly not sure why it is in there. The only relevance it has with The Chronic is that there are some songs from The Chronic mixed in with the soundtrack of the movie. It seems like a paid slot - nothing more, and nothing less.
     The interview is pretty cool, actually. If you're interested in what it was like for Dr. Dre to produce this album, it's a thirty-minute interview that wasn't long after The Chronic was released, I think, and Dr. Dre just talks. The interviewer asks him question after question, and he responds appropriately. There's a lot of talk about what hip-hop means for Dr. Dre, where it fits into his life, and the history, present, and future of rap. The only thing I didn't dig about the interview was the chunk of time it took to watch it. But if you know what you're getting into you just kind of sit through it and hopefully learn some new things.
     The last feature on the DVD are the seven bonus tracks that come with it. Finding the tracks is a bit annoying, but worth the trouble in itself. I'm going to tell you straight up - if you're thinking of buying this CD because you want to hear the rare tracks, I can assure you right now that the songs aren't worth your money. The seven tracks are neither numerous or good enough to warrant being the sole reason to buy this album, and while some of the songs are pretty cool, they're just not great. In comparison to The Chronic's tracks, these songs are weak as fuck. They're cool, but not very cool. I appreciate having them, and I'll be listening to some of them in the future, but simply put, The Chronic by itself is more than good enough. Unless you're a hardcore collector, I'd recommend not wasting your money.
If you like G-funk, you'll like The Chronic. Actually, you'll fucking love it.

JRH gives "The Chronic" by Dr. Dre a: 4.5/5!
(Yeah, mothafucka!)

Strong points:
- Solid, solid, solid production
- Great lyricism and great delivery; even for themes that weren't really new at the time, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's delivery was more than on par, for this album.
- The new art for the re-release was really pretty, every bit of it
- Great features
- Great skits
- Very influential piece, and definitely one of Dr. Dre's most important releases in his career

Weak points:
- Personally, I don't dig all the extra features. I don't think that some music videos, an interview, a handful of unreleased songs and some commercials was really worth my money. You're not going to find this on the cheap because it's OOP, so keep that in mind too.
- Bonus tracks aren't worth your money, plain and simple
- Nothing about the music videos has changed. I feel like these were all already released to the public, but the DVD is just a more convenient way to access them, and that's what you're paying for.

The version of the album I'm reviewing. Notice the worn background, but otherwise consistent artwork.

Apparently the art for this album was a homage to Zig-Zags, but honestly, I'm not even sure what a Zig-Zag is. All you smoker motherfuckas can probably relate to that shit, but I'm pullin' a fat blank.